Whereas general mischief and rascality has been among Orbit’s repeated trespasses, Chris Archer is hereby resolved to carry on a campaign of pranks, gags and high jinks in retaliation which include, but are not limited to, use of objects such as:
Water balloons
Whipped pies
Silly string
Small motorized vehicles
Bubblegum
Hand-crafted signage
And any of the considerable resources of a Major League clubhouse.
This resolution is authorized,
Chris Archer
SOURCE - DEADSPIN posted by Campus94Me
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean.
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